Feeding Your Face In Outer Space

Well if you were in outer space you would be weightless. So hows that for the ultimate diet? Just come up with a couple million dollars and I think the Russians will let you fly to the space station. Or a couple billion and roll your own space craft.

Just imagine, no matter how many cupcakes you eat, you are still weightless in outer space. Even after 25 double cheese pizzas you won’t gain even one pound.

Then you come back to earth and need a wheel chair. Most obesity is because food is a way to manage stress. Stress is not what happens, stress is how you react to the crap life can fling in your face. Let’s be honest, not only does nobody get out alive, but while we are here a lot of hairy smelly bullshit gets flung around somewhere sometime for everybody.

Doesn’t a Snickers Bar make it better? Some cake, ice cream, or maybe a big big bowl of pasta drowning in sauce, or whatever. At one time I used to kid around that donuts were proof there is a God. I still say “another day, another donut” Twice in my life I lived within a few blocks of donut shops. Both times I gained at least 25 pounds. Homer Simpson has nothing on me when it comes to donuts.

So if you eat food because stress makes you feel bad and eating makes you feel better then then what if you don’t over react to stress and don’t feel bad? Then you won’t be driven to the foods that make you feel better. Usually those are the most fattening.

Do you think a person can get fat by over eating healthy foods? I do. Like that guy who did that movie on McDonalds, he ate 7000 calories a day. If anybody went to Whole Foods with a professional Nutritionist and had then pick out 7000 calories of the most health food known to humans and ate that every day anybody would get fat except Olympic athletes who can burn that many calories a day during training. Not to say McDonalds is all low fat or something but what a stupid propaganda movie that was.

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